I can’t imagine winning an Oscar though
I’d just stumble up the stairs and start sobbing uncontrollably
“OH GOD I HOPE MY CRY FACE IS OKAY BECAUSE LORD KNOWS SOMEONE WILL MAKE A GIF SET OUT OF THIS”
“I’m gonna get bomb-ass wasted after this, I want to wake up in a dumpster tomorrow with no recollection of what occurred this evening”
“I’d like to thank everyone on the internet that edited nice pictures of me and are probably screaming right now”
“I’d like to take this opportunity to thank my drug dealer because shit would get even more real if I weren’t on three different downers right now.”
“I’d like to thank the other nominees for not being quite as good as me.”
“I hope you all realize my next film won’t be nearly as good, okay?”
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