February 2012
WHAT THE FUCK THIRD STAR ALL THE AWARDS AND TEARS
Time to prepare for next year's Oscars
moviesatthetheatres:
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Django Unchained
The Great Gatsby
Moonrise Kingdom
The Dark Knight Rises
World War Z
Lincoln
The Burial
The Master
So many others I can’t even list them all the fuck out
I don’t know how I’ll survive next year. Let the bloodbath ensue.
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oh it wasn’t hugo
“We were in Greece, I was gay, and we were happy.”
– Colin Firth, speaking to Meryl Streep during the 84th Academy Awards. (via kayleyhyde)
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Things I learnt this year with the Oscars
Harry Potter will never win an Oscar
Harry Potter is actually the Leo DiCaprio of the movies
Hugo wins everything
This is Hugo awards
Hugo is the Adele of movies
Benedict Cumberbatch will never show up
Benedict Cumberbatch is the troller of the trollers
Benedict Cumberbatch is the Steven Moffat of British actors
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fuckyeahgirlcrush:
I can’t imagine winning an Oscar though
I’d just stumble up the stairs and start sobbing uncontrollably
“OH GOD I HOPE MY CRY FACE IS OKAY BECAUSE LORD KNOWS SOMEONE WILL MAKE A GIF SET OUT OF THIS”
“I’m gonna get bomb-ass wasted after this, I want to wake up in a dumpster tomorrow with no recollection of what occurred this evening”
“I’d like to thank everyone on the...
thebeckles:
they forgot Lil Sebastian in the in memorium montage
HEY GUYS BEN WAS THERE
LOLOLOL
3000
okay
AN OSCAR SHOULD GO TO RICHARD BROOK
sweetlittlekitty:
FOR THE BEST ACTOR EVER IN ANYTHING
OH LAWD THAT LADY’S AFRO
I just wanna touch it.
OPRAH I WANT YOUR DRESS ON MY BODY.
reichenfeels:
barriga:
bridgetvonhammersmark:
Next year’s gonna be a fucking bloodbath.
#friendships will be ruined #bridges shall be burned #hobbits will rise
#the academy has fallen #the batman is dead #hobbits are coming
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I feel guilty for reblogging all the stuff about...
part-the-red-sea:
Dammit Benedict, you couldn’t let us say one bad thing about you. Could you?
rdj you perfect human being
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
wait
hugo DIDN’T win something?
okay
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sobbing
will
and
zach
oh god
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Win all the Oscars you can folks....
Peter Jackson is back with The Hobbit next year.
It’s already over.
wereslutisendgame:
i’m not seeing it
why
HOW DID HUGO WIN AGAINST HP IN SPECIAL EFFECTS
SPECIAL EFFECTS
SPECIAL EFFECTS
SPECIAL EFFECTS
vs.
ramblingpamcakes:
7.7 million dollars
goddamn
harry potter doesn’t kid with the 7’s
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
downeying:
cjludd:
the oscar for best rdj
goes to rdj
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Guys...
sherlock-took-my-tardis:
Regardless if he is or isn’t at the Oscars, the fact that he could possibly be at Elton’s AIDS benefit is amazing. There is no reason we should be mad at Ben for this. It is a fantastic cause and we should be all the more proud of Ben for being at something like this rather than sitting in a room full of big headed actors. I understand we might be upset because we’ve...
BALLS TO THIS
HUGO
YOU ARE GOOD
WE GET IT
HARRY THO
kerouacs:
davidfinchers:
Thank you Chris Rock for pointing out Hollywood’s racism
because nobody else was going to do it
#still side-eyeing that opening
consultingoctopus:
karenandthababes:
I think they should start handing out martin freemans.
#he’s small enough
Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
sherlocksimplywalksintomordor:
avengethedinosaurs:
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
For some insanely fucked up reason I find the 4 year age gap much more creepy than the 32...
really?
rango?
okay.
NO
WAIT
NOT OKAY.
Elton John: Hey, Benedict, are you sure you won't be missed at the Oscars?
Benedict Cumberbatch: Oh, I don't think so. It's not like my fans are watching the Oscars just to find me...
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CIRQUE DU SOLIEL
113years:
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rdj
askheryourself:
how-ood:
rdj
#rdj
I have figured out how to describe Steven Moffat's...
deductism:
hjat:
solar-tsunami:
bbcsherlockftw:
reichenfeels:
a-timelord-consultant:
acciotruth:
So imagine if he gives you a beautiful kitten. And then he lets you fall in love with that kitten. And then one cold, dark night he steals into your house
And punches you in the face.
literallyjust
BEST DESCRIPTION EVER!
HOW DID THAT GUY TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
Arthur Conan Doyle said that Sherlock Holmes...
punnylittlepiggy:
wizards-have-the-phonebox:
… Whooops.
double whoops
